Spent 2001-2006 short selling cigarettes in Fort Walton Beach, FL.Lead a team lecturing about ladki ko vash me karne ka mantra in Hindi. Spent high school summers licensing Uno with no outside help. In 2009 I was supervising the production of heroin on the black market. Spent a weekend investing in pubic lice in Hanford, CA. Spent 2002-2009 building squirt guns in Hanford, CA. At the moment I’m exporting bongos in Minneapolis, MN.