With the Third Reich crumbling around him, Goering decides that the time has come to seek a safe haven for himself and his collection of looted art in South America.
Secretly he charters a cargo boat but he really can't be expected to endure a hammock and ship's biscuits all the way across the Atlantic, so he orders a complete refit of the stinking hulk.
Fearing Himmler and his piano wire he shies away from hiring German contractors and employs an Irishman who will do anything so long as the money is right.
If only everyone was so easily bought